We’re redefining the idea of bringing the work home. Say goodbye to the mess and hassle of lobbying politicians, attending boring climate talks and handling sticky crude oil. Embrace a whole new experience that’s as clean as it is captivating. Our cutting-edge technology combines effortless hygiene and maintenance with a touch of luxury, making home drilling smooth, sexy and enjoyable.

Let’s empower you to unlock the potential of your space without getting your hands dirty.

Let’s F*ck The World together!

FAQ

  • Real-world oil drilling poses significant environmental risks, including habitat destruction, oil spills, and long-term damage to ecosystems according to the U.S. Environmental Protection Agency (EPA). With the FTW you never have to worry about the environment again!

  • Real-world drilling for oil involves a variety of safety hazards, including the risk of blowouts, equipment failure, and human error. The Baker Hughes Safety Report (2020) highlights that oil drilling operations are prone to accidents that can lead to injuries, fatalities, or catastrophic events, as seen in multiple high-profile incidents like the 2010 BP oil spill.

  • Offshore drilling, for example, can cost anywhere from $30 million to $1 billion per well, depending on depth and location. According to the International Energy Agency (IEA), deepwater drilling is especially expensive, with costs that can exceed $70 per barrel to break even (IEA, 2020).

  • Climate talks are super boring. Just a bunch of politicians and scientist talking, talking, talking. Not to mention having to talk to and pay off politicians. Just this year 1,773 coal, oil, and gas lobbyists attended the United Nations climate talks in Baku, Azerbaijan, outnumbering the delegations of almost every country at the conference.* Imagine skipping all that, taking your clothes off, and staying home for some 1 on 1 drilling. Now that’s fun!

    *Kick Big Polluters Out (KBPO).

  • Arctic:

    According to a study by the Arctic Council (2021), oil drilling in the Arctic could lead to irreversible damage to biodiversity and exacerbate climate change due to the release of methane and other pollutants. A pretty good reason to keep the f*cking at bay.

    Amazon:

    A report from the Rainforest Foundation US (2020)warns that oil exploration in the Amazon contributes to deforestation, pollution, and displacement of indigenous communities, jeopardizing global biodiversity.

    Africa:

    According to the Environmental Defense Fund (2022), oil drilling in regions like the Congo Basin threatens vital ecosystems and leads to human rights concerns, as local communities often face pollution, land degradation, and loss of livelihood. Whoa, that sounds bad.

  • Right now we can only offer the Earth as a f*ckable planet. But we’re working hard at launching Mars within the next year.

  • How do I clean and maintain FTW?
    FTW’s materials are durable and easy to clean. Simply rinse and wipe down with a soft cloth after each use. For optimal performance, we recommend regular checkups following the care guidelines provided.

  • 100% oil based plastics.

    We make sure to source our oil together with some of the worlds biggest oil producers to ensure you the best possible product.

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